Sunday, November 9, 2014

OFFICIAL LETTER FROM FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI

EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
FBI.WASHINGTON DC.
FBI SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET
Website: www.fbi.gov
DATE: 7 / 11 /2014
TIME: 6:59:31 AM
 
ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY
 
FROM: JAMES B. COMEY JR EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION  WASHINGTON DC. FBI SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET, WORKING 24 HOURS A DAY.
 
I am James B. Comey, Jr, the new FBI director nominated by President Barack Obama to replace the previous director Robert S. Mueller due to internal logical protocols guiding international and local transactions, my tenure represent peace, equity and justice and rule of law shall prevail, my duty is to ensure global maximum security and to protect fundamental human rights. FBI has increased their priorities because of the recent terrorist global threat.
 
We the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)through our intelligence monitoring network has discovered that the transaction that the bank contacted you previously was legal.Recently the fund has been legally approved to be paid via Heritage Bank USA. So, we the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) Washington Dc, in conjunction with the United Nations (UN) financial department have investigated through our monitoring network noting that your transaction with the Heritage Bank is legal with your pending funds which was on hold by the formal F.B.I chief.
 
You have the legitimate right to complete your transaction to claim your fund US $65.7,000,000.00 (Sixty Five Million Seven Hundred Thousand U S Dollars) Because of so much scam going on internet.We the Federal Bureau of Investigation  decided to contact the FedEx Courier Service Company in California for them to give us their procedures on how to send this money to you without any further complain or delay.
 
We just got an information from the Heritage Bank and they have loaded your$65.7,000,000.00 in ATM MASTER CARD and submit to the FedEx courier service company for immediate delivery to your doorstep.
 
You are required to choose one option, which you will be able to pay and also convenient for you, for quick delivery of your parcel containing your ATM CARD and other One original
back up documents.
 
Service Type | Delivery Duration | Charges/Fees
------------------------------ ------------------------------ ---------------
Premium Express (24hrs Delivery)
Mailing $200.00 00.00
Insurance $150.00 00.00
Vat $100.00 00.00
TOTAL $450.00
$450(Four Hundred and fifty US Dollars Only).
.............................. .............................. ..........
Special Express (2 Days)
Mailing $180.00 00.00
Insurance $70.00 00.00
Vat $150.00 00.00
TOTAL $380.00 00.00
$380(Three Hundred and Eighty US Dollars Only).
.............................. .............................. ................
Economy Express (3Days)
Mailing $100.00 00.00
Insurance$?150.00 00.00
Vat (5%) $50.00 00.00
TOTAL $300.00 00.00
$300(Three Hundred US Dollars Only).
.............................. .............................. ........
You are hereby required to advice us, on your parcel delivery option by filling in the required form stated above. Please note that the deadline for claiming your fund is exactly one week after the receipt of this email. After this period, your fund will be return back to the ordering costumer. That is the instruction given to us .So take note
 
We request that you reconfirm your mailing address to ensure conformity with our record for immediate dispatch of your parcel to you. Only valid residential/Office address and postal address are certified OK.
DELIVERY DESTINATION INFORMATION:
------------------------------ ------------------------------ -
Receiver's Name :.......
Address:................
Tel/:...................
Delivery Information/ Parcel Description
------------------------------ ------------------------------ -----------
Delivery Terms: International Delivery
Condition Of Delivery:Priority Delivery
Consignment Note No: MI 49866-2110
Color of Parcel: ...Brown.
Total Weight: 36.2 kg
Total Net Weight: 1.7 kg
 
We are here to protect you from any problem till you receive your package, You can as well get in touch with the FedEx delivery company assigned to deliver this financial package to your doorstep.
 
Below is the delivery company contact information:
Company Name: FedEx Express Courier Service USA.
Directors Name:Mr Daniel Walt
Email: fedexcourierservice001@msn.com
             fedxshippingexpress@fastservice.com
For Customer Care,Text Message Only (323) 739-8590
 
Looking forward to hear from you as soon as you receive this message.
 
Yours Faithfully
SPECIAL AGENT (admin division)
Hansen J .Joseph
(BADGE NUMBER JTT047101111)
FOR FBI DIRECTOR
MR. JAMES COMEY
 
cc: general intelligence department (GID)
cc federal bureau of investigation (FBI)
cc .internet crime complaint center (ic3)
cc: Asia pacific group on money laundering (APG)
cc: international monetary fund (IMF)
cc: international organization of securities commissions (IOSCO)
cc: international banking security association (IBSA)
cc: world customs organization (WCO)
cc: inter-American development bank (IADB)
cc: national white collar crime center (NW3C)
cc: bureau of justice assistance (BJA)
cc: supreme court of South Africa(SCA)
 
LEGAL NOTICE:
Unless expressly stated otherwise, this message is confidential and may be privileged. It is intended for the addressee(s) only. Access to this e-mail by anyone else is unauthorized. If you are not an addressee, any disclosure or copying of the contents or any action taken (or not taken) in reliance on it is unauthorized and may be unlawful. If you are not an addressee, please inform the sender immediately.
 
AVISO LEGAL:
Salvo que se indique lo contrario, este mensaje es confidencial y puede ser privilegiada.
Se pretende a su destinatario (s)solamente. El acceso a este e-mail por cualquier otra
persona no est? autorizado. Si usted no es un destinatario, cualquier divulgaci?n o copia
de lacontenidos ni de cualquier acci?n realizada (o no) en la dependencia en que no est?
autorizado y puede ser ilegal. Si no son unadestinatario, por favor notifique al remitente de inmediato
 
DO NOT PRINT /FORWARD THIS MAIL ITS AGAINST THE LAW
This e-mail, including any attachments, is covered by the Electronic Communications Privacy
Act, 10 U.S.C. 2510-2521

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

IMF INHERITANCE APPROVED PAYMENT LETTER

International Monetary Fund
Release of Over-due Contract/Beneficiary of Payment Fund
IMF EXTERNAL RELATIONS DEPARTMENT INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND YOUR OUTSTANDING PAYMENT VALUED $5.2 MILLION USD (I.M.F) 1500 PENNSYLVANIA AVENUE, NW WASHINGTON, D.C
IMF APPROVED PAYMENT LETTER.
 
GOOD DAY TO YOU BENEFICIARY
 
 
IT IS A GREAT PLEASURE TO CONTACT YOU THIS DAY AS I HAVE JUST BEEN APPOINTED THE NEW CHIEF OF THE INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF) AND ON ASSUMPTION IN OFFICE I HAVE SEEN YOUR UNTREATED TRANSACTION WITH MY ELSE WHILE PREDECESSOR DR DOMINIQUE STRAUSS KHAN, I HAVE SEEN THE RECORDS OF ALL YOUR PAYMENT MADE IN THE PAST TO (IMF) AND ALSO HAVE A COMPLETE FILES OF YOURS HERE WITH ME.
 
THIS MAIL IS TO INFORM YOU THAT I AM HERE TO RELEASE WITHOUT ANY DELAY YOUR OUTSTANDING CONTRACT PAYMENT OF $5.2Million USD AS REFLECTED HERE IN MY RECORD TO YOU WITHIN 24HRS FROM WHEN YOU RESPOND TO THIS MAIL.
 
I ADVISE YOU TO GET BACK TO ME AS SOON AS YOU GET THIS MAIL SO THAT I CAN KNOW WHAT ACTUALLY WENT WRONG AND WHY YOU WEREN'T PAID ALONG WITH OTHERS AND YOU ARE ADVISED TO RESPOND TO THIS EMAIL SO THAT I CAN DIRECT YOU TO OUR PAYING BANK FOR THE TRANSFER OF YOUR FUNDS INTO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT.
 
RE-CONFIRM TO ME THE FOLLOWINGS INFORMATION TO ENABLE THE URGENT PROCESSING OF YOUR PAYMENT.
 
1.NAME
2.PHONE,FAX AND CELL NUMBER
3.DELIVERY ADDRESS.
4.AGE,PROFESSION AND SEX.
5.COPY OF ID.
6.BANK INFO.
 
ENDEAVOR TO CALL ME AS SOON AS YOU GET THIS MAIL ON MY OFFICIAL NUMBER BELOW IN THIS MAIL.
 
TREAT AS TOP URGENT.
 
REGARDS,
DR.MRS CHRISTINE LAGARDE
CHIEF OF THE INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF)
DIRECT E-MAIL: IMF-FUNDRELEASE01@USA.COM       
PRIVATE E-MAIL: IMF-LAGARDE01@MYSELF.COM 
DIRECT TELEPHONE: (323) 739-8590
 
Managing Director, IMF

Friday, January 3, 2014

Doing this all over again

Hey everyone,

I haven't posted in..... well a very long time. I'm back up to 10 pounds shy of my highest weight :(

I have been thinking about not eating, and counting calories, and going back to the way I did it before.... which is hard when you're co-habitating with someone who actually loves you and doesn't leave you home alone all the time. I don't mean to sound ungrateful.... but how can I binge, and have laxi days, and starve myself when you're always around???!!!

Soooooo, I'm going to do this the healthy way. I found a site called Nerd Fitness.com and they're all about changing the way you think about food, and working out etc. I want to try lifting. I'm tired of doing workouts that I can barely manage at my current fitness level, then feeling shitty about it, instead of getting all those post-workout endorphins.

Currently, I work for 3 different school divisions substitute teaching, and now I've started picking up occasional overnight shifts in the Admitting department of our hospital, so not eating is not an option. Pretty sure I'd forget which school/job to go to. .... and I fucking love food. :( Plus, someday I want babies, and I don't want them thinking they're fat the way I always have (even when I wasn't) and having the issues I carry with me.

I'm not going to post on this blog, probably ever again, I'm afraid I'd just slowly meander toward old habits. So I've started a new blog. You can find me at http://nerdynessislosingit.wordpress.com/

It should be safe for anyone to read, I don't think there will be anything triggering in it.
If you want to email me, you can use my personal (like real person) email address vanessaunrau@gmail.com

I hope you're all doing fabulously.  I miss blogging, and reading about your lives, but I know myself, and I know I'd want to start logging the calories, and then I'd start cutting back here and there, and then I'd end up in the exact same rut. NO MORE. I'm doing this the healthy way. I will be strong. I will be fierce. I will be able to buy jeans any day, not just when I'm feeling ok, because it's too much of an ego blow.

I love you ladies so much, and I've learned a lot from the time I spent blogging here, but it's time to move on, and take care of myself.