Laxie... I mean lazy day.

POO TALK WARNING!!! This post is not for the faint of heart (if you couldn't tell by the subject line)

See what I did there? Hahah. ok. Arg, my tummy hurts... I bought a different kind of laxies and I may be abusing them already... the box says to take 1-3 either before bed or a half hour before breakfast. I took 2 before bed. 2 before breakfast and 3 two hours ago... my stomach didn't hurt too badly until right now. A little pain in the afternoon, and then nothing... for like 5-6 hours. Now i'm expelling like i'm a fucking principal... (horrible poo/teacher joke... ugh. awkward. Sorry guys) pardon my potty humour there... maybe it will make that one follower who keeps subscribing then un-subscribing shit or get off the pot... BHAHAHAHA I'm so fucking hilarious. I'm also in the straaaaaaaaaangest mood... so of course I'm going to subject you all to it.

Food stuff? Other than sucking back laxatives like they're free, I've had a McDonalds breakfast sandwich (I thought that would be the most effective thing to "activate" the laxies this morning), a couple of tomatoes and a cup of snap peas for lunch, and a big gulp this evening. I'm sooooooooooooooooo hungry... gah. I know I'm going to eat something... I just need to choose what it will be. I don't feel bad, I've eaten way less calories than I have since I got here.... and I'm going to be going back to my "normal" schedule soon. Also, I'm kind of worried that my insides are still irritated... and if I eat now, it's possible I'll be able to get a little more "action" out of my laxatives. :) I think I'll have a couple tablespoons of peanut butter... lol.

So what's new? Guess who got a full Brazillian wax? I sure did! I went to the place and she asked if i'd ever had one before... and i told her no. She was like "ummm.... you might want to try sugaring... waxing can be really painful... we can start on the edges and work our way in... in case you can't handle it." I was like . "naw bitch (i didn't really say that part) I'm tough". And i am. I'm fucking awesome.

Other than ridiculously sweet conversations with Billy... Like how he texts me first thing in the morning, usually with a "good morning beautiful". Even in one of our sexy convos, he started out saying that i was looking beautiful as usual. *swoon*... I mailed him a thank  you card for picking up my mail and sending me my cheque, which probably would make most men freak out... "Oh no! Not a woman who appreciates the little things and likes to also do little things. ABORT MISSION.... ship going down..." but not Billy. :) He said it made him smile... pardon my swooning. I told him he's like a happy drug because he makes me smile all the time, he said it's his job. when i'm not busy being being won over by his ridiculously perfect messages, i'm so horney i'd fuck a door knob... FUUUUUCK lol. There will be so much good lovin' when I get home. Rawr!

Oh... breaking news.. He just made it official... so I have a boyfriend :) yay! I mean, I was already calling him my boyfriend, oh here and to select people... but we were talking about our relationship in terms of a job, ya know, benefits and emotional investment, and he said "you even get a title" and when i asked what it was he said "my girlfriend" which of course sent my tummy into a flurry of butterflies.

3 more nights in this city... 1 with slutty roomie.... who was previously referred to as bestie in this blog... and then 2 at my Aunt Gwen's. Tomorrow will be on the clock, because I'll be babysitting, but Saturday is all fam-jam time :) This is my plan:

Friday:
Sleep until 9:30. Leave for downtown to pick up hair spray from cousins at hotel downtown
10:00 go to Starbucks... or the coffee place in the mall?
12:00 go to Gwen's :D Play with baby cousin like aaaaaaaaaaaaaall day. for like 23 hours

Saturday:
11:00am Gwen gets home. Book it to the Farmer's Market for Chocolate Imperial Cookies
1:00ish (i'm hoping) leave Winnipeg for Bothwell. Picking up cheese from the cheese factory and visiting with my cousin :)
4:00pm leave for Winnipeg
5:00pm pick up Norwex sport spray from Vikka's place
5:30pm back at the "home base" for the night
6:00pm eat dinner with the aunt and uncle and Jacob. :) watching a movie with Gwen and Brent then heading to bed

Sunday:
7:00am?? Gwen says they're going to help me make sure I'm up early.... I don't know what that means.
8:00am/9:00am Leave for Flin Flon :)
4:00pm/5:00pm Arrive in Flin Flon! Maul boyfriend :) after that... i have noooo idea :D

Right now I'm just so excited to get back. *sigh* 3 more sleeps :)